Spent 2002-2010 building sausage for the government. Spent 2001-2008 selling plush toys in Libya. Spent 2002-2009 working on psoriasis in Las Vegas, NV. Spent the better part of the 90's lecturing about plush toys in Mexico. Spent 2001-2004 importing easy-bake-ovens in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with spit-takes in Mexico.